Send Me No Flowers

Sometimes I use words in conversation that I know people won’t know the meaning of to express how much I viscerally dislike them.

And because I have a vocabulary bigger than a 6th grader’s.

Unlike my ex.

…then I realized I actually complained because multiple men told me what they liked most about me was my intelligence. I am an imbecile. 

And very much a product of the culture I was raised in.

THANKS.

jpgay:

me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto 

(via saviginda)

googlehomie:

ahh school… *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels

(Source: slydigger, via stillbrightstillcolorful)

poutyowl:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

(Source: magentamayhem, via stillbrightstillcolorful)

wild-lion:

I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them

(Source: bl-eehh, via dogesexual)