Send Me No Flowers

(Source: ifckinglovedogs, via pizza)



kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

(via saviginda)



faithh0peandlove:

I just love their relationship! Love them both!

(Source: obvi0usly, via saviginda)



reverseracist:

my favorite white

reverseracist:

my favorite white

(Source: preteenager, via thathilariousasian)



insert-stupid-url-here:

i don’t get enough credit for how much effort i put into my snapchats

insert-stupid-url-here:

i don’t get enough credit for how much effort i put into my snapchats

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(Source: people.com, via saviginda)



c-oo-l-potatoes:

Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.

c-oo-l-potatoes:

Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.

(Source: myleeneklass, via saviginda)



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vinyl-scratcher:

normanbecile:

iammakingperfectsense:

weallhavegunsforhands:

The third one. What?

Look at that last one a little closer.

Ouch

Ouch.

(Source: nevver, via beysmybae)



ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via comedyismymajor)