1. lonelytreestump:

    My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

    (via saviginda)

     
  2. whatdoiwear:

    Lupita Nyong’o get’s her first VOGUE cover! 

    12 Years a Slave actress Lupita Nyong’o scores her first Vogue US cover story photographed by Mikael Jansson.

    Here are some excerpts from the article: 

    On watching herself in 12 Years a Slave: “I was really nervous about seeing myself in 12 Years a Slave because it had been such a profound experience in all ways. I remember it being one of the most joyful times in my life — and also one of the most sorrowful. I didn’t want my experience to be a vain one. But I will say that when I watched it, my heartstrings were pulled so tight for [the main character] Solomon that I couldn’t go into the ego trip. I cried — I mean, I was inconsolable. I wept for an hour after the movie.”

    On being photographed by paparazzi for the first time: “For a split second I looked behind me to see who they were flashing at — and it was me! That was, I think, the beginning of the end of my anonymity.”

    On being intrigued by Star Wars‘ R2-D2 and C-3PO: “They just resonated with me. Being able to convey emotions with just a few digital sounds—it speaks of good storytelling… It’s a wonderful opportunity to be working in these fantastical realms. They’re worlds away from 12 Years a Slave, that’s for sure—but that kind of diversity is what dreams are made of.”

    Read the full interview here

     
  3. (Source: sparku-l, via stay-fabyoulous)

     

  4. "I find myself suffocating, knowing that you are there and I am here; I don’t want you to complete me, only to be with me."
    — T.B. LaBerge // The Novel of Us (via tblaberge)

    (via streetstyl-ish)

     

  5. unclefather:

    i’ll buy myself a big ass wedding ring i’ll marry my own damn self

     

  6. 64kbps:

    soulja boy tell em. im too shy

    (Source: shalrath, via mydrunkkitchen)

     

  7. kitchensurfing:

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    We all know that summer is rosé season. But beyond that, many don’t know much about rosé wine, itself. For a little Rosé 101, we turned to Boston chef Katrina Jazayeri, one half of the team behind Bread and Salt Hospitality for some tips. Here’s what she had to say:

    What is rosé?
    A…

    reblogging for reference because it’s wine. Duh.

     
  8. If I Had A Pair Of Wings - Justin Timberlake

    If I had a pair of wings
    I’d pick you up and fly you far away from here
    And you’d put your worries upon my shoulders, my dear
    Now I know I can’t save you
    From the troubles of the world
    And this sounds like such a silly thing
    But if I could I’d fly you away
    On a big old pair of wings

    And if I had a pair of wings
    I’d pick you up and fly you far away from here
    And we’d fly so high up in the sky
    Where the stars are so clear
    And then I could save you
    From the troubles of the world
    And all you’d have to pack is your heart to bring
    And there we are, you and me
    Flying on a big ol’ pair o’ wings

    We keep getting older, the world keeps getting colder
    Tell me when did we lose our way?
    It’s so hard not to lose your mind in such crazy days
    But if I had one wish I know what I’d wish for
    There’s only one thing that would do
    I’d fly away on this pair of wings with you

    If I had a pair of wings
    I’d scoop you up we’d fly away and disappear
    Then you could put your worries upon my shoulders, my dear
    And I know I can’t save you
    From the troubles of the world
    I know this sounds like such a silly thing
    But if I could I’d fly you away
    On a big old pair of wings

    Now if I had a pair of wings
    I’d pick you up and fly you far away from here
    And I could stay right by your side and keep you so near
    And then I could save you from the troubles of the world
    And all you’d have to pack is your heart to bring
    And there we are, you and me
    Flying on a big ol’ pair o’ wings

    We keep getting older, the world keeps getting colder
    Tell me when did we lose our way?
    It’s so hard not to lose your mind in such crazy days
    And if I had one wish I know what I’d wish for
    There’s only one thing that would do
    I’d fly away on this pair of wings with you
    If I had one wish I know what I’d wish for
    There’s only one thing that would do
    I’d fly away on this pair of wings with you
    I said, if I had one wish I know what I’d wish for
    There’s only one thing that would do
    I’d fly away on this pair of wings with you

     
     
  9. I need a chocolate dip cone. I need it right now.

    (Source: anythingcouldhappen-love, via iamstillnotgoodenough)

     
  10. improvisingfatherhood:

    I was included in a roundup of funny parenting tweets on Huffpo Parents today. Check out my Twitter account if you want, unless you’re my mom. Trust me mom. Don’t go there.

    (via bestnatesmithever)